maybe im just not that good at ace attorney, but you can really tell that phoenix is not a player-insert character because often when he says something like “my plan is proceeding as i thought it would” i have no fucking clue what the supposed plan is. like so true king, and i totally trust your plan, but i’m mostly just along for the ride
this is possibly the funniest terf take i’ve ever seen. trans people, hate to tell you this but buying clothes is actually capitalist and you should stop /j.
Clothing didn’t exist before capitalism
Only Real Men can be anticapitalist. Real Women need capitalism for the makeup and clothing they require to be a Real Woman, and therefore can’t fight the system
The original tweet is the corniest thing I’ve ever fucking seen
A. They’re not gonna tip you, periodt. So already the $10mil is looking better.
B. They’re not gonna talk to you, so any “business advice” you thought was gonna be worth more than $10mil, that’s null and void, aint happening.
C. Here’s the real secret of their “success”; they’re all bad people. That’s literally it. They’re willing to lie, steal, cheat, bully, oppress, rape, etc to get what they want, and their appetites are never sated, so they never stop lying, cheating, etc. You don’t get that kind of money through hard honest work. If you’re willing to be a big enough piece of shit, you could easily be one of these guys.
So yeah, if someone’s offering that choice, get it in writing and stay the hell away from these creeps.
But if you’re serving them you can poison the food
the fact that you can press b to cancel a pokemons evolution is so funny to me. like imagine a butterfly about to emerge from a chrysalis and you just put your hand on it like ‘shhh. buddy. not yet’ and its like ‘aww ok’ n climbs back in and zips itself up like a sleeping bag
elijah if you keep outfunnying me on my own posts like this im gonna be out of a job soon
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